We had to make this list of rules for all of you unruly types that might come to this page to defile it. While we welcome your graffiti, we do not welcome disparaging remarks or anything that is obscene. We think about the kids that may be coming across our site and we hope you respect us more for it.

  1. Stay Very Cool
  2. No advertising ANYTHING without first asking our permission.
  3. Keep it rated PG. (The kids, Howard!)
  4. You are welcome to create user profiles on our guestbook so long as you follow all rules.

Isn’t that swell? We like to keep things simple around here. Thanks for stopping by.